selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

june2009:

why google maps why

mrbiggsproductions:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

I have a mighty need

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

nothanks-lol:

literally me

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

actual photo of hitler

thestrangesherlcokian:

sherwat:

merrymepippin:

gotagedandagiveemhellattitude:

gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

im lookin at u tom hiddleston

and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

We all still know who this is.