Consider how textbooks treat Native religions as a unitary whole. The American...– Lies My Teacher Told Me, James Loewen (via whoistorule)
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Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?
drarna: how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them share an emotional hug during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
chivalrousgambler: sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas. You made your bed now lie in it.
yes-it-means-i-am-bread: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
dietchola: the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy deep roy
condorn: condorn: How do you get holy water? you boil the hell out of it
thats-slightly-raven: I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
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irrevocablysherlocked: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever…
awkwardvagina: so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE are you serious british people i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life