April 2011
Summer Vacation
How my friends spend their vacation:
How I spend my vacation:
LIKE A BOSS!
March 2011
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
I really want to see Friday by Rebecca Black on Glee.
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA.
Dude,
srsly.
Fuck
Need this on my blog.
This..omg.
Fucking WIN.
that- So smart.
Oh my god, can I marry this person?
I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?
Oh well. Still awesome.
SO MUCH WIN
can i please marry that guy
WIN. OH MY GOD.
