If you are a wizard, reblog this and don't just ignore this, because Dumbledore says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of Hogwarts.
That awkward moment when you're having a conversation in your head and you make faces that go along with what you're thinking
And people just look at you like
ALL THE TIME.
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Hey, you know "P. Sherman" from Finding Nemo? That was a Filipino joke in Pixar. It's supposed to be "Fisherman" with a Filipino accent.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Filipinos are made of fure pucking win.
Oh sorry, I meant pure fucking win.
only Filipinos can understand this :)))